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It's a painful day for us, but I suppose everybody loves it when the bookie gets stuffed.


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WILL SMITH Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS One must be a lotus to emerge from mucky waters clean.
WILL ADVISE Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS Don't chase people. Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard. The right people - the ones who re...
WILL SMITH America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed.
WILL FERRELL The greatest gift you can give anyone is your undivided attention...
WILL SCHWALBE