It's a long time between drinks.

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?

There's some are fou o' love divine, There's some are fou' o' brandy.

Inspiring bold John Barleycorn, What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil; Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!

Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.

The legal issue is all about discrimination, ... The case has nothing to do with the serious issue of underage drinking. This is a false argument that the wholesalers are using to protect their monopoly.