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I think there's a lot of, unfortunately, unfunny ventriloquists out there, so they've got a ... 
Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over. 
We fall back into the past, we jump ahead into the future, and in this we lose our entire lives. 
When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself. 
In the old days, there were three networks, and all of a sudden, Walter Cronkite is the most trusted... 
I have always wished the present to resemble memory: because the present can be flat at times, and b... 
Were you there?”
When Luke had descended into the River Styx, he would've had to focus on something important that wo... 
No, of course not. But surely you know your affair couldn't go on forever."
Let me repeat. I have not read all the work of this present generation of writing. I have not had ti... 
I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al... 
You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now. 
Life is a journey, not a destination. 
The Buddha told him, "When we sit, we know we are sitting. When we walk, we know we are walking. Whe... 
Tomorrow is tomorrow.
To him, even the momentary was momentous. 
I know,” said November. He was pale and thin lipped. He helped October out of the wooden chair. �... 
That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere... 
Now is the only time we have, and the only time we have any control over. 
As an indigenous leader from Bolivia, I know what exclusion looks like. Before 1952, my people were ... 
There is no greater glory than to die for love. 
She would defend herself, saying that love, no matter what else it might be, was a natural talent. S... 
Without God there could be no American form of government nor an American way of life. Recognition o... 
What matters is what we do with the life we have. 
Edinburgh has a similar climate to Bergen - it's very rainy and grey. There were a lot of days I... 
Some guys spend days looking for something they lost. I never seem to have anything that if I lost i... 
I've always had a special relationship with the U.K. fans, because even when I wasn't workin... 
I'm thankful because all the hard work and sacrifices were worth it in the end. 
In the beginning, there was silence. And out of the silence came the sound. The sound is not here. 
He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars. 
The mark of a real man, is a man who can allow himself to fall deeply in love with a woman. But the ... 
If you want to conquer the anxiety of life, live in the moment, live in the breath. 
Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... 
Beautify your breath – beautify your life. 
All the things that are in the past are in the past. 
What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is s... 
What day is it?"
And let me tell you something else, my friend," she said in the precise enunciation of a trained nur... 
Be present in all things and thankful for all things. 
Look at everything always as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time: Thus is yo... 
Pero diré esto: Cuando los científicos del futuro aparezcan en mi casa con ojos robot y me digan q... 
Life is a preparation for the future; and the best preparation for the future is to live as if there... 
The only way to survive eternity is to be able to appreciate each moment. 
Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.... 
Live today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Just today. Inhabit your moments. Don't rent them out to to... 
I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see... 
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there... 
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Efficiency is intelligent laziness. 
If you dance, you dance because you have to. Every dancer hurts, you know. 
We have a group of friends of the museum who try to raise, if they can, periodically something to he... 
I really think that aside from admiring my talent you really admire me as a person and as a woman. 
When I graduated college I had a series of just humiliating jobs that I couldn't believe I was a... 
I feel like you don't know if someone's equipped for a romantic relationship until they'... 
A lot of the problem is a matter of us believing in ourselves. Everybody has an excuse in the beginn... 
It strikes me as a sound, honest statement for a prospective voter to say: 'Look, I haven't ... 
I do believe we have voter fraud in America. 
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. 
Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital ve... 
We expect all our businesses to have a positive impact on our top and bottom lines. Profitability is... 
If you're competitor-focused, you have to wait until there is a competitor doing something. Bein... 
The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now. 
Some states like Nebraska have thus far responsibly managed their budgets, even in tough times, and ... 
What Richard and Mildred Loving did was, by their nature, not by any calculus, they separated themse... 
I think Vice is vastly overrated. And I think that if you are interested in reaching young males, wh... 
One of the pillars of backward thinking in America is the idea that you can have jobs or you can hav... 
I'm actually the son of Mary Guibert. My mother was born in the Panama Canal zone and came to Am... 
I certainly try to avoid getting bogged down in forensics. There is certainly a whole lot of other w... 
I love the ocean. Boats, not so much. 
You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remem... 
Sensitivity isn't being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a ... 
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y... 
People can transcend and overcome their differences and be very easily bonded. 
There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we... 
I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea... 
I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti... 
You can't do everything but you can do something! 
Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life. 
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. 
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. 
Two monologues do not make a dialogue. 
Change happens in the boiler room of our emotions... so find out how to light their fires. 