It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.