If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.