It's hard to get everybody to recycle paper and plastic, let alone.

The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.

You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town.

I'm an environmentalist; I recycle.

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.