The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.

The girl is infectious human waste, and she's confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing and so she won't commit to anything.

maybe humans are just the pet alligators that Gd flushed down the toilet

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.