It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

Technically, I've learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.