It was like an Agatha Christie thriller, trying to work out who this man was.

This character was me like four years ago. (He's) trying to make things work with the wrong person and screwing things up with the right person. I think that's something anyone can relate to.

Like all the good comics, he was a perfectionist - he wouldn't settle for anything less.

If you watch him in Porridge and Open All Hours you can't believe it's the same person.

Everything's a competition, no matter what we do. We could go outside and walk and see who walks the fastest. I don't like losing, and he don't like losing.

Why does it take two days for a polaroid of John Major to appear?