It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.