It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

The Palm Beach Story

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.