It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.

But it took me awhile to figure out Christine at this age, you know.

The Palm Beach Story

Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.