In retrospect, it was a mistake. If I had it to do all over again, we certainly wouldn't have (not p...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD Obviously, we've got limited time, and it takes timing to be major-league ready. You don't go from z...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD Jim has a lot of very good qualities and experience. He's got a very, very strong resume and a good ...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He told us Thursday he felt some fatigue, and we really don't know much specifically beyond that.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He has some left shoulder irritation. We don't anticipate this being any significant problem.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD The Pirates are extremely pleased to have Jim Tracy manage our club for the next three years. With h...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD Lloyd's a long-time Pirate and an upstanding guy. He's done a great job for us through the years as ...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD We'll look at it again tomorrow, after he sleeps on it and the swelling goes down or stays up, but i...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD We do have some numbers, I wouldn't call it excess. It's nice to have starting pitching, and it's th...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD First and foremost, this guy is a very good player. He gave us excellent production and he's a quali...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He was trying to get back to the bag and he slid a little late.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He came very fast last year. I don't want to put any restrictions on him, I'm just anxious to see ho...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I feel bad for Sean. I know he feels bad about it and would like to be out here playing. But this is...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD There certainly has been the emphasis -- and has to be the emphasis -- on getting back on track. How...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD We obviously wanted to get him to an expert in that area. Once [Thompson] examined him and had all o...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD The way we've played the last three months hasn't been up to our capabilities. We have higher expect...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I think there's probably more enthusiasm, energy and excitement about where we're at. I think there'...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD As disappointed as I am in the record, I do want to emphasize that with the current crop of players ...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I don't think it's really a pressing issue. I think all of our focus has been on playing better base...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He is very effective against right-handed hitters. He had a great year last year and we look for him...
DAVE LITTLEFIELD He's a player who is improving and becoming more productive, and to lose someone like that hurts.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD I think Chris will be back. But you have to keep in mind that these things can linger.
DAVE LITTLEFIELD When in life do you get a black and white printout that says this is what you should do? It just doe...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a househ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I loved growing up in Montclair... I think it's grown and changed and embraced change.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD You don't know what the country is ready for unless you're pushing that envelope, and I was ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD While 'Friends' was about a 20-something population and what they were going through, they w...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD My job was to find interesting material that would give us a quality television show.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Creating things sometimes is difficult.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD There's no reason that there has to be a fringe network that illuminates an urban or a multiethn...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD 'A Different World' didn't have the blazing success that 'Cosby' had, but it was...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD My last series was on A.B.C., a one-hour called 'My Generation'. Critics liked it. I was on ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Our D.V.R.s make up the schedule of the shows that we're passionate about. You want Jon Stewart?...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD What Must-See T.V. was all about was one network, one night, for one decade. And a third of the coun...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I was the network president. I thought I knew everything.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD NBC's pilot season of 1994 is legendary in the business. In a world where failure is commonplace...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD The writers and actors on 'Friends' were notoriously particular about what made it onto the ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD A 'Friends' shoot night could extend well into the small hours of the morning.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD One way in which 'Friends' did resemble 'Seinfeld' is that it really found its audie...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I fought to make a multiple series commitment with John Wells.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD In the history of pilot reports, 'Seinfeld' has got to be one of the worst of all time.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD At the end of Season 1 of 'Cheers', it was the lowest rated show in all of network televisio...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I believe America wants and needs the shared experience of television. We far too often see in crise...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD 'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. A...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Audiences want and need a shared viewing experience.
WARREN LITTLEFIELD When you're still in the broadcast business, you're still trying to reach tens of millions. ...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Two hundred channel choices in most homes certainly gives you the world of choice. And so slicing it...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD Innovation comes to you from creators who do have a vision and a passion, and that is how we succeed...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD It's so silly and sophomoric. I'm not particularly outraged. It's certainly not the worst insult I'v...
BOB LITTLEFIELD I think it was a media-generated phenomenon. You guys blew that out of proportion.
BOB LITTLEFIELD It's really not anybody who wants a particular candidate. It's a bunch of people who like the status...
BOB LITTLEFIELD This sent the wrong message to the state.
BOB LITTLEFIELD Holding penalties killed us. We hit a groove in the first half, and then slowed down considerably in...
WES LITTLEFIELD I felt we could cut down on their passing lanes. We didn't get much pressure on them, but the lineba...
WES LITTLEFIELD If only there was something to trade, someone to trade with; Cass would rip her soul from her body a...
SOPHIE LITTLEFIELD He'll have to get used to the more physical nature of the college game.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We had him in the middle of the press a lot, and he was able to flash and swing the ball. He was kin...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD They never quit. This has been a great group of kids. They didn't want it to end this way, but they ...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We were expecting a zone of some type. We didn't execute well enough to get good shots. They got up ...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD That was big, but then you've got to get back and play defense, and that's what we didn't do. I had ...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD It's been fun. Today was a tough day, though.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We're gaining more confidence as we're going along.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD They're very well-balanced. Inside and out, they're a tough team to defend.
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD I thought we didn't pay enough attention to box-outs, and we let (Lovell) slide in and rebound the b...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD We knew they were a good shooting team. In the first half we didn't get a hand up and we gave them g...
DWIGHT LITTLEFIELD Read everything. Watch everything. Know your business. It's the squeaky wheel that gets the attentio...
WARREN LITTLEFIELD I love to walk. Walking is a spiritual journey and a reflection of living. Each of us must determine...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I came to realize we are held in the arms of God and are utterly completely safe - in life and in de...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY Acceptance of death and cancer did not mean I intended to give up, just the opposite. I was prepared...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY When I put down Lance Armstrong’s book, I understood something profoundly. Edie, if you can move, ...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY When I put down Lance Armstrong’s book, I understood something profoundly. Edie, if you can move, ...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY Through the Grace of God and His medicine I am healed.” The prayer was accompanied by a vision str...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY If I’ve learned anything from facing death, it is that life is not meant to be survived. Life is t...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY A long walk is a slow remembering of how profound and wonderful life is; God is everywhere and in ev...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY We all die. Not all of us live.
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I started to walk the day I was told I was dying of cancer. I believe walking has kept me alive. I l...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I walk to rid myself of the terror of cancer, and to overcome the fear of it coming back. The fear m...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY This story is not about avoiding death, but living life.
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I am fighting to stay alive not because I fear death, but because I love life.
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I thank God every day for this life, and I want there to be more, though that’s not known. What is...
EDIE LITTLEFIELD SUNDBY I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY