It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected ''I believe'' to ''One does feel.''

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.