A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

The legislation includes raising interest rates on student loans to 6.8 percent, as opposed to 4.7 percent, and it could raise as high as 8.5 percent.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected ''I believe'' to ''One does feel.''