It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue.

It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue

I’m not even tone deaf, that’s the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing.
I’M NOT EVEN TONE FUCKING DEAF. I’m tone DUMB.

Thos who rule the world get so little opportunity to run about and laugh and play in it.

Those who rule the world get so little opportunity to run about and laugh and play in it.

It is exhausting knowing that most of the time the phone rings, most of the time there's an email, most of the time there's a letter, someone wants something of you.