It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

It never rains on the pass parade. It may rain before. It may rain after, but it never rains on the Pass Parade, but it is a time to for a moment, put aside all that has happened and just celebrate.

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

In this world it rains on the Just and the Unjust alike, but the Unjust have the Just's umbrellas

Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.