Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

The earthquake was approximately 50 kilometers or 30 miles below the earth's surface.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles per hour (metric equivalent: 378 kilograms per hectare.)