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Yogi Berra

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CHARLIE MANUEL
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
YOGI BERRA
[Conversation of the day: Yogi Berra with Hideki Matsui - without a translator.] It was in Japanese,...
HIDEKI MATSUI
I just said it's not over 'til it's over - that old Yogi (Berra) thing, tried to make a joke of it,
JOHN WHISENANT
From all appearances ? the Pfizer deal is better for Warner-Lambert shareholders, ... But you know w...
RICHARD STOVER
We went to bed to late to go to bed early :)
KEN O. ELDIB
It's too late to go to bed early
KEN O. ELDIB
I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commiss...
BOBBY HULL
I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commiss...
BOBBY HULL
When Mel came up in 1964 in the middle of the season, I was his pitching coach, but I was also pitch...
WHITEY FORD
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in ...
CASEY STENGEL
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the ...
CASEY STENGEL
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work...
YOGI BERRA
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA
But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play t...
YOGI BERRA
No matter where you go, there you are,
YOGI BERRA
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it...
YOGI BERRA
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has...
YOGI BERRA
People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
YOGI BERRA
I didn't say the things I said.
YOGI BERRA
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA
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YOGI BERRA
Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
YOGI BERRA
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half...
YOGI BERRA
That's his style of hitting . If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA
You can observe a lot by watching.
YOGI BERRA
We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, F...
YOGI BERRA
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make ...
YOGI BERRA
You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half if physical
YOGI BERRA
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them .
YOGI BERRA
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over 'till it's over.
YOGI BERRA
If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.
YOGI BERRA
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA
You can observe a lot just by watching.
YOGI BERRA
You can see a lot just by observing
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
YOGI BERRA
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA
If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
YOGI BERRA
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
YOGI BERRA
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bat...
YOGI BERRA
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my ...
YOGI BERRA
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
YOGI BERRA
When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect th...
YOGI BERRA
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA
This is like deja vu all over again.
YOGI BERRA
The future ain't what it used to be.
YOGI BERRA
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over 'til it's over.
YOGI BERRA
I didn't really say everything I said.
YOGI BERRA
Take it with a grin of salt.
YOGI BERRA
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA
For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes"
YOGI BERRA
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it
YOGI BERRA
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA
Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.
YOGI BERRA
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; onl...
YOGI BERRA
Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA
I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
YOGI BERRA
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
YOGI BERRA
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
YOGI BERRA
90% of the game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for makin...
YOGI BERRA
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA

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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work...
YOGI BERRA
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA
But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play t...
YOGI BERRA
No matter where you go, there you are,
YOGI BERRA
When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it...
YOGI BERRA
A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has...
YOGI BERRA
People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
YOGI BERRA
I didn't say the things I said.
YOGI BERRA
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA
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YOGI BERRA
Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
YOGI BERRA
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half...
YOGI BERRA
That's his style of hitting . If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA
You can observe a lot by watching.
YOGI BERRA
We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, F...
YOGI BERRA
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make ...
YOGI BERRA
You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half if physical
YOGI BERRA
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them .
YOGI BERRA
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over 'till it's over.
YOGI BERRA
If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.
YOGI BERRA
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA
You can observe a lot just by watching.
YOGI BERRA
You can see a lot just by observing
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
YOGI BERRA
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA
If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
YOGI BERRA
If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
YOGI BERRA
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bat...
YOGI BERRA
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my ...
YOGI BERRA
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
YOGI BERRA
When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect th...
YOGI BERRA
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA
This is like deja vu all over again.
YOGI BERRA
The future ain't what it used to be.
YOGI BERRA
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over 'til it's over.
YOGI BERRA
I didn't really say everything I said.
YOGI BERRA
Take it with a grin of salt.
YOGI BERRA
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA
For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes"
YOGI BERRA
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it
YOGI BERRA
I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA
Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.
YOGI BERRA
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; onl...
YOGI BERRA
Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA
I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
YOGI BERRA
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA
I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
YOGI BERRA
Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
YOGI BERRA
90% of the game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for makin...
YOGI BERRA
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA
He used to move us around a lot. I remember hitting second one day, then he put me fifth, behind Mic...
YOGI BERRA
You don't look so hot yourself.
YOGI BERRA
I don't want to make the wrong mistake.
YOGI BERRA
You can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRA
I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. [When asked what he would do if...
YOGI BERRA
Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA
Half this game, is 90% mental
YOGI BERRA
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this n...
YOGI BERRA
It's nothing but rooms.
YOGI BERRA
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
YOGI BERRA
Yogi called the 1969 New York Mets: "Overwhelming underdogs
YOGI BERRA
I absolutely love football,
YOGI BERRA
True or not, I was known among rival schools as a 'mean little devil.'
YOGI BERRA
a moral taint that has damaged his otherwise spotless reputation.
YOGI BERRA
When I think of Joe in the dressing room, it's always with a cup of coffee and a cigarette. He was a...
YOGI BERRA
I want to thank you for making this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA
I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
YOGI BERRA
I will get it when I die
YOGI BERRA
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. ...
YOGI BERRA
When watching a Steve McQueen movie on TV: "He must have made that before he died
YOGI BERRA
I made a wrong mistake
YOGI BERRA
He was all right. When [Jeter] hit the home run, then he was fine.
YOGI BERRA
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA
90 percent of putts that are short don't go in
YOGI BERRA
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRA
Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Tex...
YOGI BERRA
It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA
I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him ...
YOGI BERRA
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA
It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
YOGI BERRA
I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something
YOGI BERRA
The only color I don't have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA
We're lost, but we're making good time
YOGI BERRA
No one goes there anymore - it's too crowded
YOGI BERRA
Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: "I never really said all those thi...
YOGI BERRA
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
YOGI BERRA
95% of this game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't the heat; it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA
You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you ...
YOGI BERRA
You can't think and hit at the same time
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.
YOGI BERRA
I'm glad I was in the Navy.
YOGI BERRA
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. [After being told he looked cool]
YOGI BERRA
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
YOGI BERRA
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA
One warning, and if the infractions continue, we throw the flag.
YOGI BERRA
It's like déjà vu all over again
YOGI BERRA
How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.
YOGI BERRA
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA
If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
YOGI BERRA
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
YOGI BERRA
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
YOGI BERRA
Why wouldn't I root for the Mets? ... I want them to win the same way I want the Yankees to win. I w...
YOGI BERRA
The future isn't what it used to be.
YOGI BERRA
The game's isn't over until it's over.
YOGI BERRA
I never said most of the things I said.
YOGI BERRA
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
YOGI BERRA
Do you mean now? [When asked for the time]
YOGI BERRA
When discussing Mickey Mantle being a switch-hitter: "Boy, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous....
YOGI BERRA
Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
YOGI BERRA
You gotta be careful if you don't know where you're going, otherwise you might not get there
YOGI BERRA
It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
YOGI BERRA
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA
Nobody goes to that place anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA
It gets late early out there.
YOGI BERRA
Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like...
YOGI BERRA
We have deep depth.
YOGI BERRA
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you are going you will end up somewhere else
YOGI BERRA
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then afte...
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA
Okay you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA
He must have made that before he died.
YOGI BERRA
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA
We're lost, but we're making good time.
YOGI BERRA
Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.
YOGI DESAI
Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.
YOGI DESAI
So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of £50,000...
YOGI AMIN
So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of ú50,000.
YOGI AMIN
It's pretty clear that the judgment provides guidance to all N.H.S. authorities. For patients, it me...
YOGI AMIN
This truly landmark judgment makes clear to primary care trusts that they cannot overlook the clinic...
YOGI AMIN
She is devastated at the outcome but she is determined to take her fight for this drug to the Court ...
YOGI AMIN
So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of £50,000.
YOGI AMIN
Ann Marie Rogers is devastated at the outcome of this judicial review but is determined to take her ...
YOGI AMIN
The purpose of life is to watch and experience living. To enjoy living every moment of it. And to li...
YOGI BHAJAN
An attitude of gratitude brings great things.
YOGI BHAJAN
What we have done, the result of that comes to us whenever it comes, either today, tomorrow, hundred...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
Problems or successes, they all are the results of our own actions. Karma. The philosophy of action ...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
Stress is the reason for crime and all other kinds of frustration. To relieve it will eliminate ever...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
The Self of everyone, the Atma of everyone, the transcendental field of reality of everyone, is the ...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
The highest state is laughter.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
There is one unity, unified wholeness, total natural law, in the transcendental unified consciousnes...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
Being happy is of the utmost importance. Success in anything is through happiness.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
It's as if we live in a house which has a vast treasury in one of its rooms. Only we've forg...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
To resolve problems through negotiation is a very childish approach.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
The important thing is this: to be able, at any moment, to sacrifice what we are for what we could b...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI