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Yogi Berra

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BOBBY HULL I feel, first of all, very privileged that these people think enough of me that they made me commiss...
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CASEY STENGEL Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work...
YOGI BERRA If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play t...
YOGI BERRA No matter where you go, there you are,
YOGI BERRA When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it...
YOGI BERRA A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
YOGI BERRA Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has...
YOGI BERRA People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
YOGI BERRA I didn't say the things I said.
YOGI BERRA Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA Rate this Quote!
YOGI BERRA Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
YOGI BERRA You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half...
YOGI BERRA That's his style of hitting . If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA You can observe a lot by watching.
YOGI BERRA We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRA Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, F...
YOGI BERRA If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make ...
YOGI BERRA You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
YOGI BERRA Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half if physical
YOGI BERRA Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them .
YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over 'till it's over.
YOGI BERRA If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.
YOGI BERRA You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA You can observe a lot just by watching.
YOGI BERRA You can see a lot just by observing
YOGI BERRA Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
YOGI BERRA You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
YOGI BERRA If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
YOGI BERRA I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bat...
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my ...
YOGI BERRA Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
YOGI BERRA When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect th...
YOGI BERRA When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA This is like deja vu all over again.
YOGI BERRA The future ain't what it used to be.
YOGI BERRA No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over 'til it's over.
YOGI BERRA I didn't really say everything I said.
YOGI BERRA Take it with a grin of salt.
YOGI BERRA The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes"
YOGI BERRA I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it
YOGI BERRA I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.
YOGI BERRA Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; onl...
YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
YOGI BERRA I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
YOGI BERRA Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
YOGI BERRA 90% of the game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for makin...
YOGI BERRA It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work...
YOGI BERRA If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
YOGI BERRA Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.
YOGI BERRA But Little League can be a great experience for kids, as long as they want to play--and don't play t...
YOGI BERRA No matter where you go, there you are,
YOGI BERRA When asked what would he do if he found $1 million, Yogi responded, If the guy was poor, I'd give it...
YOGI BERRA A nickel isn't worth a dime today.
YOGI BERRA Yogi met George Bush during an election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said Texas has...
YOGI BERRA People don't go there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried
YOGI BERRA I didn't say the things I said.
YOGI BERRA Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA Rate this Quote!
YOGI BERRA Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.
YOGI BERRA You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half...
YOGI BERRA That's his style of hitting . If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA You can observe a lot by watching.
YOGI BERRA We made too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
YOGI BERRA Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, F...
YOGI BERRA If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make ...
YOGI BERRA You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.
YOGI BERRA Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half if physical
YOGI BERRA Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them .
YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over 'till it's over.
YOGI BERRA If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's gonna stop them.
YOGI BERRA You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA You can observe a lot just by watching.
YOGI BERRA You can see a lot just by observing
YOGI BERRA Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
YOGI BERRA You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
YOGI BERRA If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
YOGI BERRA I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bat...
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my ...
YOGI BERRA Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
YOGI BERRA When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect th...
YOGI BERRA When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
YOGI BERRA This is like deja vu all over again.
YOGI BERRA The future ain't what it used to be.
YOGI BERRA No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA It ain't over 'til it's over.
YOGI BERRA I didn't really say everything I said.
YOGI BERRA Take it with a grin of salt.
YOGI BERRA The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes"
YOGI BERRA I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it
YOGI BERRA I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
YOGI BERRA Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.
YOGI BERRA Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
YOGI BERRA Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; onl...
YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.
YOGI BERRA I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRA I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.
YOGI BERRA Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded
YOGI BERRA 90% of the game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for makin...
YOGI BERRA It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA He used to move us around a lot. I remember hitting second one day, then he put me fifth, behind Mic...
YOGI BERRA You don't look so hot yourself.
YOGI BERRA I don't want to make the wrong mistake.
YOGI BERRA You can observe a lot by just watching.
YOGI BERRA I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. [When asked what he would do if...
YOGI BERRA Baseball is 90% mental - the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA Half this game, is 90% mental
YOGI BERRA I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this n...
YOGI BERRA It's nothing but rooms.
YOGI BERRA Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
YOGI BERRA Yogi called the 1969 New York Mets: "Overwhelming underdogs
YOGI BERRA I absolutely love football,
YOGI BERRA True or not, I was known among rival schools as a 'mean little devil.'
YOGI BERRA a moral taint that has damaged his otherwise spotless reputation.
YOGI BERRA When I think of Joe in the dressing room, it's always with a cup of coffee and a cigarette. He was a...
YOGI BERRA I want to thank you for making this day necessary.
YOGI BERRA I usually take a two hour nap from one to four
YOGI BERRA I will get it when I die
YOGI BERRA I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats. ...
YOGI BERRA When watching a Steve McQueen movie on TV: "He must have made that before he died
YOGI BERRA I made a wrong mistake
YOGI BERRA He was all right. When [Jeter] hit the home run, then he was fine.
YOGI BERRA Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA 90 percent of putts that are short don't go in
YOGI BERRA Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
YOGI BERRA Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Tex...
YOGI BERRA It ain't over till it's over.
YOGI BERRA I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him ...
YOGI BERRA I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.
YOGI BERRA I ain't the ulcer type, but I'm always worrying about something
YOGI BERRA The only color I don't have is navy brown.
YOGI BERRA We're lost, but we're making good time
YOGI BERRA No one goes there anymore - it's too crowded
YOGI BERRA Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRA Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: "I never really said all those thi...
YOGI BERRA Half this game is ninety percent mental.
YOGI BERRA 95% of this game is half mental.
YOGI BERRA He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
YOGI BERRA It ain't the heat; it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you ...
YOGI BERRA You can't think and hit at the same time
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.
YOGI BERRA I'm glad I was in the Navy.
YOGI BERRA I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. [After being told he looked cool]
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
YOGI BERRA Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA One warning, and if the infractions continue, we throw the flag.
YOGI BERRA It's like déjà vu all over again
YOGI BERRA How long have you known me, Jack? And you 'still' can't spell my name.
YOGI BERRA A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
YOGI BERRA So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.
YOGI BERRA I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
YOGI BERRA There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA When you come to the fork in the road, take it
YOGI BERRA Why wouldn't I root for the Mets? ... I want them to win the same way I want the Yankees to win. I w...
YOGI BERRA The future isn't what it used to be.
YOGI BERRA The game's isn't over until it's over.
YOGI BERRA I never said most of the things I said.
YOGI BERRA If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
YOGI BERRA I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question
YOGI BERRA Do you mean now? [When asked for the time]
YOGI BERRA When discussing Mickey Mantle being a switch-hitter: "Boy, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous....
YOGI BERRA Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."
YOGI BERRA You gotta be careful if you don't know where you're going, otherwise you might not get there
YOGI BERRA It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
YOGI BERRA All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
YOGI BERRA Nobody goes to that place anymore. It's too crowded.
YOGI BERRA It gets late early out there.
YOGI BERRA Surprise me. [Answering his wife Carmen to the question: If you go before I do, where would you like...
YOGI BERRA We have deep depth.
YOGI BERRA The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going you will end up somewhere else
YOGI BERRA I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then afte...
YOGI BERRA If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
YOGI BERRA Okay you guys, pair up in threes!
YOGI BERRA He must have made that before he died.
YOGI BERRA It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
YOGI BERRA We're lost, but we're making good time.
YOGI BERRA Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.
YOGI DESAI Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.
YOGI DESAI So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of £50,000...
YOGI AMIN So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of ú50,000.
YOGI AMIN It's pretty clear that the judgment provides guidance to all N.H.S. authorities. For patients, it me...
YOGI AMIN This truly landmark judgment makes clear to primary care trusts that they cannot overlook the clinic...
YOGI AMIN She is devastated at the outcome but she is determined to take her fight for this drug to the Court ...
YOGI AMIN So far, their case, against Ms Rogers, is estimated to have cost upwards of £50,000.
YOGI AMIN Ann Marie Rogers is devastated at the outcome of this judicial review but is determined to take her ...
YOGI AMIN The purpose of life is to watch and experience living. To enjoy living every moment of it. And to li...
YOGI BHAJAN An attitude of gratitude brings great things.
YOGI BHAJAN What we have done, the result of that comes to us whenever it comes, either today, tomorrow, hundred...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI Problems or successes, they all are the results of our own actions. Karma. The philosophy of action ...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI Stress is the reason for crime and all other kinds of frustration. To relieve it will eliminate ever...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI The Self of everyone, the Atma of everyone, the transcendental field of reality of everyone, is the ...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI The highest state is laughter.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI There is one unity, unified wholeness, total natural law, in the transcendental unified consciousnes...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI Being happy is of the utmost importance. Success in anything is through happiness.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI It's as if we live in a house which has a vast treasury in one of its rooms. Only we've forg...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI To resolve problems through negotiation is a very childish approach.
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI The important thing is this: to be able, at any moment, to sacrifice what we are for what we could b...
MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI