If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: "I never really said all those things I said

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

For a spring training drill, Yogi instructed his players to: "Pair off in threes"

Interviewer - "Why, you're a fatalist !" - Yogi Berra - "You mean I save postage stamps ? Not me."