In the past, we've done things with Miramar Marine Corps base. For their birthday, we delivered a cake to them and then we did a letter-writing campaign for returning Marines and Navy personnel.

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.

In the Builder's Club, we put together shoeboxes that had different toiletries and other products and we delivered them to the homeless downtown. We'd have car washes and we'd send the money that we made to different organizations.

I thought that maybe this would be a good opportunity for elementary school students to start doing small projects just around their school, which would give them the idea about community service. We'll be present at all their projects and at all their meetings, so we'll definitely be like their big brother/big sister.

I didn't have a birthday cake this year,

I'll write to you. A super-long letter, like in an old-fashioned novel