In the last month, ... we've had homicides over the remote, over a dress - you are wearing my brown silk dress. We have had one over dish soap. We have had one over you were mean-mugging me. You were looking at me funny.

If you put a silk dress on a goat he is a goat still.

Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas it's hard to get up early

We're seeing an increase in confirmed robberies where the perpetrator is taking a victim's credit card and purchasing gasoline. We've seen enough of it that we're identifying it as a problem and something we need to address.

We are trying to make the streets safer from this kind of violence.

They left him for dead and when we showed up he was laying in the street.