In that case, which would be the lesser of two evils—terror cabin with a psycho or beach estate with a weirdo?

I can't read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.

Are you a psycho?

...вера, которая у каждого человека есть личная тайна...

I'm a reclusive weirdo.

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo.