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Politics is traditionally a male domain in Russia. Until now, women have only been accessories. Now,... ALEXEI NAVALNY If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I fed my ego, but not my soul.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I came to America to make it my home, and I did.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF After the Soviet Union collapsed, people thought I wasn't funny anymore.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF When you like something, you find time to do it.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF As Americans after 9/11, we're much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, bett...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a t...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, whic...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Men and women are immigrants in each other's worlds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks ...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the act, but by the si...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB of...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rub...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dea...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the o...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They'...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we'v...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of th...
YAKOV SMIRNOFF In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody's minds.
YAKOV SMIRNOFF
What harm does lying cause? One loses people’s trust. And once one loses trust, he becomes worthle... DADA BHAGWAN
Wo-man: A male mind driving a female body! RAMANA PEMMARAJU
In ancient times, people weren't just male or female, but one of three types: male/male, male/female... HARUKI MURAKAMI Then He made of him two kinds, the male and the female.
QURAN male MP guard having sex with a female detainee.
ANTONIO TAGUBA Everyone thinks if you fix a male dog it will lower his aggression, but most of the biters are femal...
MINDY MCGINNIS
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. JOHN CIARDI
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. CICERO
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. JOHN CIARDI
He who loses money loses much; he who loses a friend loses muchmore;
he who loses faith loses all. ANONYMOUS If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic";
SHELLY ROBERTS
He had not yet learned that the only safe male rebuke to a scornful female is to stay away from her-... BOOTH TARKINGTON
He had not yet learned that the only safe male rebuke to a scornful female is to stay away from her ... BOOTH TARKINGTON He who loses money loses much, he who lost a friend, lost more, but he who loses faith in the Almigh...
KēVENS
He who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he that loses his courage lose... MIGUEL DE CERVANTES
He who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he that loses his courage lose... MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA There is only a little difference between a man & a woman,but that little difference makes a very bi...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students. JOHN CIARDI Both the male & the female are co-drivers in the game of sex & not the male alone.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Imagine life as a game, a game that is filled with obstacles and hazards to overcome but sometimes y...
GARY F EVANS...
One's ideas must be as broad as Nature if they are to interpret Nature ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all...
HENRY H HASKINS
He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all. HENRY H. HASKINS There is no female without the male, and no male without the female. The world goes on only when the...
PERUMAL MURUGAN
Power is neither male nor female. JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE
A public man must never forget that he loses his usefulness when he as an individual, rather than hi... RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON
A public man must never forget that he loses his usefulness when he as an individual, rather than hi... RICHARD M. NIXON
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and ge... JOHN WAYNE A male begins to become a true man when he commits to diligently seek knowledge, wisdom and G-d. A f...
TROY J. GAINEY
One of the most pusillanimous things we of the female sex have done throughout the centuries is to h... MADELEINE L'ENGLE
There's no need for a female character that does things like a male character; that's not wh... COLIN TREVORROW If he loses, he gets to do dishes for a week.
CHRIS MEKOS
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarett... SIDONIE GABRIELLE COLETTE The female of the genus homo is economically dependent on the male. He is her food supply.
CHARLOTTE PERKINS GILMAN The female of the genus homo is economically dependent on the male. He is her food supply.
CHARLOTTE P. GILLMAN
Regardless of the business aspect of things, is there a reason that there isn't a female Hitchco... BRET EASTON ELLIS
A loser doesn't know what he'll do if he loses, but talks about what he'll do if he wins, and a winn... VINCE LOMBARDI Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant professor: Equality is when a fema...
EWALD B. NYQUIST Or He makes them of both sorts, male and female; and He makes whom He pleases barren; surely He is t...
QURAN
A wise man loses nothing, if he but save himself. MICHAEL EYQUEN DE MONTAIGNE
You are not male or female, but a plandeep-set within the heart of man.
MARIANNE MOORE
No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity JAMES THURBER He grew up in St. Petersburg, Russia, where the greatest male dancers of all time have come out of. ...
FRANK CARROLL If he loses a bunch of holes, he won't be pumping his fist.
DAVIS LOVE III Without liberty, law loses its nature and its name, and becomes oppression. Without law, liberty al...
JAMES WILSON
Without Liberty, Law loses its nature and its name, and becomes oppression. Without Law, Liberty als... JAMES Q. WILSON
We each have a special something we can get only at a special time of our life. like a small flame. ... HARUKI MURAKAMI
Allie, what do the Stars tell me to do? You know I don't understand the scientific part. ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
The capacity of humans to believe in what seems to me highly improbable- from table tapping to the s... ROBERT A. HEINLEIN
It is strange being in a crowd where no one knows your face or cares for your purpose. In Lykos, I w... PIERCE BROWN
Well . . . he lets it ruin his life. He gets so obsessed with going after the one thing that hurt hi... SHERRILYN KENYON Women have been deceiving men since the Garden of Eden. They’ve had centuries of practice.
MICHAEL SCHMICKER But my dear young lady," he said offering a cigarette, "who ever said I have a poor opinion of women...
FRANK O'CONNOR
There are few things in the world that make me feel more clueless than a woman's tears. I know that ... JEFF LINDSAY A man loses his fortune; he gains earnestness. His eyesight goes; it leads him to a spirituality. Th...
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE SR. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen s...
BIBLE
He was a loser, you know. Every high school has to have at least two: it's like a national law. One ... STEPHEN KING He took offense to that. I don't know if it was a male or a female, (but) they beat the living dayli...
DAVE GREANEY
A loser doesn't know what he'll do if he loses, but talks about what he'll do if he wins... ERIC BERNE Dr. Benjamin Spock, who worked in a veterans’ hospital dealing with emotional illnesses during Wor...
ANN RULE The victims he like to lure were both male and female -- boys and girls 14 years of age and under.
ERNIE LIMON I like the word 'fuck'. The word means what it means, but it also means whatever you need it to mean...
LISA GLATT For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatur...
COTY PERFUME AD For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatur...
ROBERT BRIFFAULT You never plan on living with a female android - it just sort of happens. At first it seems like the...
DANIEL WILSON Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of beasts that ...
BIBLE
I prefer male enemies to female ones; I can survive a dog’s bite better than a scorpion’s sting. MATSHONA DHLIWAYO
