In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales.