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I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.


Yakov Smirnoff

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PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world.
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KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend.
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ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker.
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.'
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ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think about the media.
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ZARA PHILLIPS I hate having my picture taken.
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WALLIS SIMPSON Forgive me for not writing but this man is exhausting.
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