In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

It is important for women to understand that enriched grains are a primary source of folic acid, which is critical during their childbearing years.

I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits.