In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

From the FA to UEFA and FIFA, there's a naivety, a lack of knowledge and understanding and packed with people who are out of touch.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

There are good players, there are great players, and there are those few at the pinnacle - the Peles, Cruyffs and Maradonas.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.

I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"