I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"


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I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
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Once someone asked me three words that best describe me and I said 'Loud, Louder, and Loudest.
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The latest research has revealed that women have a higher IQ than men.
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Charlie gave me his number and said he was there if I needed anything.
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Perspective is worth 80 IQ points.
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Context is worth 80 IQ points.
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I once asked him, 'Who does the best imitation of you? And he said, 'Sammy Davis.'
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George had called me and asked me if I'd do it. I said sure.
BARRY FEINSTEIN
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
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He's tested below 70 [on an IQ test], believes in the Easter bunny and plays with crayons,
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A high IQ individual can't deal in an industry that's subjective.
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
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I owe everything to golf. Where else would a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?
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A change in perspective is worth 80 IQ points.
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Incredible cosmic powers do not equate with high IQ.
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I thought '23' was kind of an odd number, ... I asked for 14, and Yosh totally turned me down and sa...
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You know, considering your IQ, you're really socially retarded sometimes.
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He had a basketball IQ. He could make that kind of change. But there are very few of those guys.
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I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.
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The average IQ in America is - and this can be proven mathematically - average.
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The average IQ in America is—and this can be proven mathematically—average.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.
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The Dalai Lama was once asked for his favorite chant, and he said it was better not to have a favori...
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Obviously, I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys.
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The invention of IQ does a great disservice to creativity in education.
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New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries.
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I was around George about a half hour once and I knew right then I could do what he did and with les...
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The world is not limited by IQ. We are all limited by bravery and creativity.
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We all have the same engine (brain), the driving capabilities define the IQ.
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Every bullshit check out, read and watched makes me few percentage stupid and few with a lower IQ. S...
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High IQ individuals don't like surprises and are pessimistic, because it's logical.
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Research shows that willpower is more important than IQ. That’s why the point isn’t to become sm...
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Sir John was an excellent Commissioner and I was proud he invited me to speak at a number of his far...
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Sam said he doesn’t have time for a boyfriend, much less Knight Delicious Face.”
“Remind ...
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Unfortunately, people assume that if you read poorly that correlates with having a low IQ.
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Tom Ford, who is my all-time favourite, once said to me, 'Here's the thing about dress shirt...
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Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his min...
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I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ poi...
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He asked about me and got my phone number. It was like two months later when he called.
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Don't get yourself killed."
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GEORGE BURNS
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
GEORGE BURNS
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNS
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNS
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
GEORGE BURNS
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding wo...
GEORGE BURNS
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
GEORGE BURNS
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could ...
GEORGE BURNS
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
GEORGE BURNS
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
GEORGE BURNS
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and ...
GEORGE BURNS
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at somethin...
GEORGE BURNS
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
GEORGE BURNS
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on ...
GEORGE BURNS
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
GEORGE CARLIN
I miss all of my old friends who have passed away. Sometimes you just don't understand why they ...
GEORGE JONES
You simply have to put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right...
GEORGE LUCAS
I see myself capable of arrogance and brutality... That's a fierce thing, to discover within you...
GEORGE STEVENS
The influence of 'Hidden Fortress' comes up a lot because it was printed in a book once. The...
GEORGE LUCAS
Getting rid of the dictator is only a first step in establishing a free society. The dictatorship mu...
GEORGE AYITTEY
We must welcome the future, remembering that soon it will be the past; and we must respect the past,...
GEORGE SANTAYANA
I learned that kids in show business are so different from regular, average students. They would gat...
WALLY GEORGE
I am always the 'good guy', and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.
WALLY GEORGE