I'm not sure if I helped or hurt her. The important thing is just that I had an impact. I don't care what kind of impact it was.

When all else fails there's always delusion.

The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'

People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.