I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live.

Some days, you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue, just live with it.

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.