I'm being asked why, at my age, I'm going on this tough road tour to promote a book,

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.

I always loved to gamble. I never got close to a horse. Fate dealt me a terrible blow when it gave me a good horse the first time out. I thought how easy this is. Now I love being around them.

We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.

A world without Tony Randall is a world that I cannot recognize.

For 50 years, acting was the reason I got up in the morning.