A world without Tony Randall is a world that I cannot recognize.

Poverty can teach lessons that privilege cannot.

One cannot violate the promptings of one's nature without having that nature recoil upon itself.

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.

I always loved to gamble. I never got close to a horse. Fate dealt me a terrible blow when it gave me a good horse the first time out. I thought how easy this is. Now I love being around them.

We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.