I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)