If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

If Mark Sailor hadn't attempted to murder me, he may be able to sleep and he wouldn't be locked up. He doesn't have a right to be out in society. He's a very dangerous person.

Since her murder, parents are terrified of their children going backpacking.

We don't know if they are suicide or murder or accident. We may never know.

I have encouraged my children from the get-go to sleep on the airplane or in a car, whatever mode of transportation we're using. I remind them that they will be happy that they have slept because they will have lots of energy to explore