My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not

I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.

I warn you that ignorance thrives on hysteria.

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.