If you want to save face, keep the lower half shut

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.

The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conslusive evidence that your are wonderful.