If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. -Joe E. Lewis.