Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

They can be a pest offensively. They can do a lot of things. There's no giveaways there offensively. Their question is going to be how well they can pitch. As far as putting points on the board, they've got a lot of players who can do some things.

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

You don't need a love scene to show love.