If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

The more you invest in that child, the more you're not going to let some CD tell your child how to curse and how to say the word n----- is an accepted word -- so hip to use n----- but you can't even spell it.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

If you go to prison, your child support adds up.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.