If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

If you go to prison, your child support adds up.

The love you have for your child is so much greater than any challenge you'll face as a parent, and that's what helps you through.

Sometimes as a parent, you have to give your child that doesn't do his or her chores some tough love and withhold the allowance.