If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first.