"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too.