If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

People were playing golf there two weeks ago.