One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.

You hit the ball more often where you are looking then not, so why not look at your target!

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.

I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.