If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is - and it's me.

Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...

Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.