If you know something will go wrong and you do everything to stop it from happening, then something else will go wrong.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.