If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

How do you stop a cat from scratching your furniture? Give her scratch and win lotto tickets.

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals.