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MUHAMMAD ALI If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today.
LOU HOLTZ If you haven't cried, your eyes can't be beautiful.
SOPHIA LOREN If you haven't had a few dents in your resume, you haven't tried.
ANDREW FORREST Calling it off comes easy enough if you haven't told the girl you are smitten with her.
CARL SANDBURG If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
ALICE ROOSEVELT LONGWORTH If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettie...
KIN HUBBARD I come from the place of thinking, 'Whatever works for people' - and if you haven't been...
RACHAEL HARRIS If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost.
ZIG ZIGLAR If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet.
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EDDIE CAMPBELL Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any an...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK If you're not a daydreamer, you haven't got any imagination.
DAVID CASSIDY If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit shrewd, haven't you?
KATIE PRICE You haven't lost anything when you know were it is. Death can hide but not divide.
VANCE HAVNER If you know how much you've got, you probably haven't got much.
IMELDA MARCOS If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others.
DOLORES HUERTA When I started my airline business, I didn't know everything, right? If I start up a newspaper t...
TONY FERNANDES You haven't been on tape, nobody sees what you can do, nobody sees how you play, so they don'...
STEFON DIGGS You can't be a first-world economy in the 21st century if you haven't laid the groundwork to...
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YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU If I have a 100 percent batting average, you should fire me, because it means we haven't tried a...
LARRY BRILLIANT It's pointless, unless you can get the data on and off (the SIM).
BILL RAY You can't sweep other people off their feet, if you can't be swept off your own.
CLARENCE DAY Listen, it's very easy not to be ripped off, you know. Get yourself a lawyer.
SAMANTHA FOX If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game.
RICKEY HENDERSON you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE Successful people have a bigger fear of failure than people who've never done anything because i...
JAY-Z Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED You cant be afraid to take a risk. You can't be afraid to take a risk because you think you migh...
LINDA MCMAHON The first lesson is that you can't lose a war if you have command of the air, and you can't ...
JIMMY DOOLITTLE If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life.
TOMMY LASORDA You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it.
CALVIN COOLIDGE At Uber, we say, 'Always be hustling.' Even if you are an introvert and you haven't got ...
TRAVIS KALANICK the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
ELIZABETH SCOTT Your connections might get you in the door, but it won't keep you there. And if you haven't ...
VIC MIGNOGNA Maybe because I'm a child of the '80s, but for me, a sequel is a story that follows the prev...
FEDE ALVAREZ I do believe that if you haven't learnt about sadness, you cannot appreciate happiness.
NANA MOUSKOURI If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
NEIL SIMON I act like I'm 14, if you haven't figured that out yet.
DAVID COPPERFIELD You've either got it or you haven't.
LIAM GALLAGHER If there are people you haven't forgiven, you're not going to really awaken. You have to let...
ECKHART TOLLE I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have t...
EDDIE MURPHY If there wasn't mystery, people wouldn't have anything to ponder. If you already knew everyt...
EMMA ROBERTS If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
JOHN ARCHIBALD WHEELER If you think Wall Street firms have it good, you haven't looked closely at Big Oil.
JEFF GOODELL To be honest, I still feel like I haven't scratched the surface of where I want to be. If someon...
CORY HARDRICT If you want to uncover problems you don't know about, take a few moments and look closely at the...
BOB PARSONS If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
BOB HOPE If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS We haven't had to defend anything to anybody.
ETHAN COEN The main thing in acting is honesty, to feel the humanity and get to the essence of the character. Y...
GENEVIEVE BUJOLD If you're going to be part of a nationally televised show that airs live and do sketches that ha...
CASEY WILSON Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to.
PAT OLIPHANT No person is perfect. I haven't, thank God, had any infidelity issues. But you can't say wha...
TASHA SMITH If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your...
GELETT BURGESS If you haven't read 'In The Morning I'll Be Gone', I reckon it's a pretty good p...
ADRIAN MCKINTY If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven'...
JEAN KERR Life is something like a trumpet. If you don't put anything in, you won't get anything out.
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK Even the mundane task may have something to teach you - especially if it's a task you haven'...
ADENA FRIEDMAN Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anythi...
EARL LONG The thing we all know is that you can't take a day off... in anything. If you do, the next thing...
CHAD KELLY Don't be afraid if you are being ignored be so good that people cant ignore you.
BILAL SAIF I haven't leaked anything to anybody. They are wrong!
W. MARK FELT If you don't suffer, you don't get anything. Nothing easy in life.
BIKRAM CHOUDHURY We all choke. You're not human if you haven t.
CURTIS STRANGE Failure doesn't mean you are a failure it just means you haven't succeeded yet.
ROBERT H. SCHULLER If you're trying to be a successful writer, and you go into a second-hand bookshop, it's the...
MARK HADDON If you haven't understood the world you're living in, it's impossible to think that the ...
EDDIE OBENG I can't even speak Hawaiian, but if you go there and listen to a Hawaiian song, you get captured...
BRUNO MARS I want to make the IKEA of clothes for fat girls and boys. Cheap, affordable, basic - but ethically ...
BETH DITTO I've never actually directed anything I haven't made up. I've never adapted anything.
HARMONY KORINE If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
ERICA JONG You don't go into anything contemplating failure, because if you did, you wouldn't make it.
SIMON COWELL This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it...
WILLIAM CHRISTOPHER HANDY I don't like facial hair, and I don't like kissing facial hair, as you cant find the lips.
GOLDIE HAWN Painting is damned difficult - you always think you've got it, but you haven't.
PAUL CEZANNE You don't want to dwell on your enemies, you know. I basically feel so superior to my critics fo...
JOHN IRVING What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?
ED WOOD It can be hard to say if someone has a deliberate intent to defraud or if they are just really, real...
VICTORIA STRAUSS If you're presenting yourself with confidence, you can pull off pretty much anything.
KATY PERRY In theatre, you've got to make the connect with your audience in the first three minutes. If you...
OM PURI If you always have a crutch, you don't learn anything.
BEN SAVAGE Successful people have a bigger fear of failure than people who've never done anything because i...
JAY-Z You're not allowed to write about me if you haven't seen 'The Shawshank Redemption.'...
ZACK GREINKE I think it's imperative to follow your heart and choose a profession you're passionate about...
STEVE KERR There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes.
DR. WHO If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!
VICTORIA BECKHAM A continual atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own.
DOROTHY L. SAYERS I haven't signed as many films as I'd like to because there are no good roles, as dishearten...
SAMANTHA RUTH PRABHU I've fancied other women, but I haven't done anything about it.
KYLIE MINOGUE These people are fascinated by me, but I haven't done anything.
FRANCES BEAN COBAIN When anyone tells you cant achieve anything, it's because they fear your greatness.
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DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
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