If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...

It's a headache and there's no aspirin in the cupboard, ... This one is not going to go away.

a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka.

Look at a bottle of say, children's aspirin or your aspirin. Virtually anything has more child protective devices than the firearms in the home.

Is Marriage Interferes with Romance...? There's no doubt about it, anytime you have a Romance, your Wife is Bound to Interfere...

Don’t be Afraid to all Women, Get married to any one of them, then you will be Afraid of only ONE and start Loving the REST…