a bottle of aspirin with a bottle of vodka.

Drunk people never go to Bathroom... they find drainage instead..

If you have a Headache, Do what it says on the Aspirin Bottle: Take one, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN...

Look at a bottle of say, children's aspirin or your aspirin. Virtually anything has more child protective devices than the firearms in the home.

When life's a party, the only thing you will end up with is a hangover.

There was a time when I was 19 when I really, really, really thought I was going crazy. I was exhausted and going through a terrible depression.